Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs
Sometimes, it’s nice to have a little mystery in your life. And by mystery, we mean “safe for work” boobs – that fantastic category of mostly naked, but not quite, that we all love so much. Yes, nudity is great and nipples are amazing, but without a little cover-up sometimes, both seem a little less special. And because of that, we’ve compiled this Comprehensive Guide to SFW Boobs. Here, you’ll find everything from kick ass cleavage shots to super sexy side boobs to some sh*t you’ve never even heard of.
The Bikini
Like the women who wear them, the bikini comes in all shapes and sizes, from full cover-ups to barely there. Here, we’ve put together a complete guide to these lovely little numbers that will have you wishing you were at the beach faster than you can tweet what you’re eating for lunch. Now all you have to do is decide which type of bikini you like best.
Hand BrasAh, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot she looks doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one.
The Sideboob
The UnderboobSome things in this world are indisputable, like gravity, death and the incredible, inexhaustible awesomeness of boobs. Because of this, we aren’t ashamed of our unending love of this fantastic female feature. So we proudly present to you the one of the sexiest collections in our unending quest for hot ass pictures of chicks wearing nearly nothing – the quintessential Tribute to the Glorious Underboob!
CleavageCleavage is the classic SWF boobage. Unlike some of these other styles, cleavage has been around for probably as long as boobs themselves. But throughout the ages of sexiness, cleavage has never lost its complete and total awesomeness. In fact, cleavage is so awesome, it’s sometime better than seeing the whole shabang – and that’s saying something!
The Sidewinder
After having already covered side-boobs, underboobs, hand-bras and cleavage, we were starting to get worried that there weren’t any more boob categories to get our grubby mitts on. How wrong we were… Meet the ’sidewinders,’ a term referring to the sides of the breasts as viewed from the back. That’s right, from the back. It’s awesome. Enjoy!
The Hair BraThe hair bra, similar to hand bra, is simply when a girl’s hair is covering the boob(s) – simple as that. And when it comes to boobs, there’s no need to complicate things. So, without further adieu, we present to you, “41 Hellaciously-Hot Hair Bra Honeys”
The Sand BraAs you now obviously know, there are plenty of different “bra” variations that have nothing to do with actual lingerie: hand bras, hair bras and now, the sand bra. Also known as the “sand-kini” by WildAMaginations.com, which specializes in this kind of thing, the sand bra is basically as close to topless as a girl can get without showing any bare nipple. And if you ask us, the closer to topless the better. Don’t you agree?
The Wet T-ShirtWhat’s better than a regular T-shirt? Well, a wet T-shirt, of course! For whatever reason, there’s just something about a girl wearing a mildly translucent, soaking wet shirt that makes a man feel good inside. And if we had to guess, that ’something’ is a combination of boobs and the willingness of a woman to get squirted with a hose on stage. God, life is awesome.
The Wifebeater
Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. If you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops, a pair of yoga pants and a smile. Anything more is wasted energy.
The Sweater KittenWhen the cool winds of fall begin flowing down from the North, and it’s time to say goodbye to the cleavage-rific tank-top days of summer, we warmly welcome the fulfilling fall days of delectable sweater kittens (also known as sweater puppies). Sure, they might not show the skin allowed during the balmy months, but with the right combination of softness, tightness and puff, you’re guaranteed for some full-frontal goodness.
The Boob Circle
Let us introduce you to one of the many mysteries of the human female – the boob circle. Most often spotted in pictures taken at bars and parties, the boob circle has no known origin. In fact, we have no idea why it exists at all, or how they happen at all. Does one girl just yell, “Hey, let’s stand in a circle, pull our t*ts out and take a picture!”? We have no clue. Oh well, who cares? Boobs!
The KoobzieNo two things in this world go together better than beer and boobs. Hell, the entire strip club industry is built on this fact. So we’d like to introduce to you the ‘koobzie’ (aka the boob koozie), which is when clever girls use their boobs to hold their beers. We’re not exactly sure why they do this, but regardless, it has to be one of the most ingenious things we’ve ever seen. Now, if only they’d start selling these at truck stops, then we’d be happy…
Monday, June 29, 2009
Pretty girls are everywhere
Of course, they are beautiful and unique.
We can see these wonderful creatures everywhere we go: on the dance floors, in the auto salons and body art exhibitions, on the streets and on the beach.
And we, men will always admire you
After the jump, you will see a cool series of amateur photos.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Awful, Awkward PDA
Kissing should be sexy and romantic, but sometimes it goes all wrong. Check out the awful make out moments .
It's the butterfly that really lifts the mis en scene to new heights.
Why was he kicked out of the black-tie gala? Surprisingly, it wasn't due to that striped thing he has around his neck.
These two might want to coordinate a bit more before diving into it.
Here Tony Romo exhibits the same dexterity he uses to hold field goal attempts in the playoffs.
Until the French support the war, he'll continue to refer to this as a "freedom kiss."
There's never a wrong time to check for a hernia.
Hey everybody, nerds are passionate people, too!
Eskimos rub noses, at it's a lot easier to look at.
Not everyone at the Renaissance Fair understood why they call her the milk maid.
Like that guy on the left doesn't know what's going on.
Um, is this part of the show?
We know it's called a pride parade, but is this really something to be proud of?
This may actually be an assault.
This is how heavy drinking leads to salmonella poisoning.
Needless to say, trucker cap guy had a good night.
We're guessing Justin Long lost a bet to Big Daddy Carlos.
There's a disturbance in the force.
"Don't just stand there, you idiot, get your camera!"
If she'd seen "Grizzly Man," she'd realize this relationship will end badly.
"Is that the leftover egg roll in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
We're art lovers as well, just not that way.
Cindy McCain steals a quick kiss from husband John after a long day on the presidential campaign trail.
Just you wait, that camel will spit in your eye and you'll realize he's no better than the rest of 'em.
Maybe one day the public will embrace furry fetishists. Today is not that day.
If every bar had this kind of service, we'd all be drunks.
That's the same sort of shenanigans that got Vito whacked.
Here's one of the few times we've envied the bald.
Sorry, but that's not making Seal jealous.
He was sure this was the moment his eighth-grade fantasy was going to come true. And then, moments later, he was socked in the stomach.
On the other hand, we hope Barker's Beauties only display affection publicly. We'd hate to try and visualize this scenario behind closed doors.
This bear will be starring in "One Night in Paris 2."
He told her she could borrow the jacket. Then it got ugly.
You give us all hope, my friend.
Rapper T-Pain leaves kissy marks on all his awards.
The nation's best family reunions? Alabama, by far.
Dogs may be man's best friend, but they're more than friends with the ladies.
Scarlett Johansson is attacked by Dr. Seuss creations.
It gets lonely out on the range.
Wyclef has a way with women.
Halle Berry really likes fame.
Some PDA can be abrasive for other reasons.
Creepy.
Creepier.
Creepiest.
.Gina's hand puppet wanted in on the action
... but not as much as mr. snuggles the jailhouse elephant
That is "doggie style" -- just not one we're familiar with.
It's the butterfly that really lifts the mis en scene to new heights.
Why was he kicked out of the black-tie gala? Surprisingly, it wasn't due to that striped thing he has around his neck.
These two might want to coordinate a bit more before diving into it.
Here Tony Romo exhibits the same dexterity he uses to hold field goal attempts in the playoffs.
Until the French support the war, he'll continue to refer to this as a "freedom kiss."
There's never a wrong time to check for a hernia.
Hey everybody, nerds are passionate people, too!
Eskimos rub noses, at it's a lot easier to look at.
Not everyone at the Renaissance Fair understood why they call her the milk maid.
Like that guy on the left doesn't know what's going on.
Um, is this part of the show?
We know it's called a pride parade, but is this really something to be proud of?
This may actually be an assault.
This is how heavy drinking leads to salmonella poisoning.
Needless to say, trucker cap guy had a good night.
We're guessing Justin Long lost a bet to Big Daddy Carlos.
There's a disturbance in the force.
"Don't just stand there, you idiot, get your camera!"
If she'd seen "Grizzly Man," she'd realize this relationship will end badly.
"Is that the leftover egg roll in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
We're art lovers as well, just not that way.
Cindy McCain steals a quick kiss from husband John after a long day on the presidential campaign trail.
Just you wait, that camel will spit in your eye and you'll realize he's no better than the rest of 'em.
Maybe one day the public will embrace furry fetishists. Today is not that day.
If every bar had this kind of service, we'd all be drunks.
That's the same sort of shenanigans that got Vito whacked.
Here's one of the few times we've envied the bald.
Sorry, but that's not making Seal jealous.
He was sure this was the moment his eighth-grade fantasy was going to come true. And then, moments later, he was socked in the stomach.
On the other hand, we hope Barker's Beauties only display affection publicly. We'd hate to try and visualize this scenario behind closed doors.
This bear will be starring in "One Night in Paris 2."
He told her she could borrow the jacket. Then it got ugly.
You give us all hope, my friend.
Rapper T-Pain leaves kissy marks on all his awards.
The nation's best family reunions? Alabama, by far.
Dogs may be man's best friend, but they're more than friends with the ladies.
Scarlett Johansson is attacked by Dr. Seuss creations.
It gets lonely out on the range.
Wyclef has a way with women.
Halle Berry really likes fame.
Some PDA can be abrasive for other reasons.
Creepy.
Creepier.
Creepiest.
.Gina's hand puppet wanted in on the action
... but not as much as mr. snuggles the jailhouse elephant
That is "doggie style" -- just not one we're familiar with.
16 Sexy And Sultry Banned Ads
Lavazza CoffeeThis ad was banned in Sweden because of “sexual discrimination”. It was also banned because coffee has absolutely nothing to do with a hot blond in a pilot costume.
Calvin Klein - Obsession (Eva Mendez)
This ad was banned by TV networks in the United States for showing nudity. This gives me one more reason to move to Europe - the land of sex-starved nymphos.
13. Virgin Mobile South Africa
Some church in South Africa banned this ad from television because it paints a false picture of heaven or something like that.
Lovable AustraliaThis ad was banned in Australia because it has the word “horny” in it. Only horny people go to lingerie stores so the brand is just trying to reach its demographic.
Versace Crystal NoirThis ad was banned because a female is being shown as an object of male desire. I am pretty sure every damn cologne ad is exactly like this. People buy cologne and perfume to attract other people. This ad shows a hot chick attracting men. It is honest advertising.
TG4This is an ad for an Irish TV show on the TG4 network. It was banned for obvious reasons.
YoplaitThis Yoplait ad was banned in Ireland because it depicts sexual fondling. I am pretty sure those are female hands. Who doesn’t love a little lesbian fondling here and there. Yoplait knows whats up.
Agent Provocateur
This ad was banned because Kylie Minogue is just too damn sexy.
Tanner KrolleThis Tanner Krolle handbag ad was banned because people are having sex in it wile some random girl takes their picture.
SloggiSloggi is a German underwear brand. This ad was banned because it was displayed too close to a predominantly Muslim area.
GucciThis ad was probably banned because too many basement-dwellers were asking their moms to buy them a Gucci suit. “Yo mom can you buy me a Gucci suit so I can be a badass like the guy in this picture?”
ValentinoThis ad was probably banned because of “objectifying women”.
NikonThis ad was banned because it sexually stereotypes women. I have no idea what the ad says on it but I am guessing it’s something along the lines of more megapixels = larger boobies.
Tienda FESThis clothing retailer ad was banned because it depicts violence.
RyanairThis is the BEST airline ad ever!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Drunken Party Girl Boob Circles
We’d like to introduce you to one of the many mysteries of the human female – the boob circle. Most often spotted in pictures taken at bars and parties, the boob circle has no known origin. In fact, we have no idea why it exists at all, or how they happen at all. Does one girl just yell, “Hey, let’s stand in a circle, pull our t*ts out and take a picture!”? We have no clue. Oh well, who cares? Boobs!
Friday, June 26, 2009
The 10 Sexiest Big Brother Videos
If there is one reality show that has completely gotten it right in the past 5 years it has to be Big Brother. And for your information I’m most definitely not referring to Big Brother here in the U.S. I’m referring to the international Big Brother. You know, the one where the entire show is centered around hot girls making out and showering together.
So here are the 10 sexiest Big Brother videos
Awesome Walk of Shame from Jessica
Sexy Valentine’s Day
Big Brother Argentina Rules
Cristina Del Basso Owns
Natasha and Sheila Sexy Dance
It’s a USA Clip!
Serbian Ass Stretching
The UK Sexy Collection
Girls Learn to give Lapdances
More Cristina Del Basso
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Top 10 Videos Of Hot Girls Farting
Even though they'll never admit it, women are the most powerful farters on this planet. The reason this is true is because they spend most of their lives holding them in when they're in public. Once they're in the privacy of their homes women release the butt hounds and when they do, it's not a pretty site. I just hope we can one day live in a world where women and men can fart together in perfect harmony.
#10 Cute Japanese Girl Puts On A Farting Show - The sexy schoolgirl outfit always adds a nice touch to any female farting show.
#9 Busty Girl Rips Some Chair Farts - Busty girls have a lot of bass to their farts while skinny girls commonly release "question mark farts."
#8 Cute Girl Scrapes The Wall While Farting? - Cute girls who fart a lot are also really good at landscaping.
#7 Bootylicious Blonde Girl Rips A Long Fart - And to think that her guidance counselor told her she'd never amount to anything.
#6 Bikini Girl Rips Some Bikini Farts - This is how girls turn regular bikini bottoms into thongs.
#5 Cute Asian Girl Drinks Tea While Farting - Tea farts are extremely soothing and they're also good for the environment.
#4 Hot Blonde Wearing A Santa Hat Farts For Her Future Boyfriend - You simply have to love a woman who counts her off farts as she releases them.
#3 Asian Babes Farting Bonanza - This girl has what's commonly referred to as a serious case of "dad gas."
#2 Girlfriend Farting Montage - When you've found a woman who will let your videotape her farting, you put on a ring on her finger ASAP. It doesn't need to be expensive ring either because she's a girl who likes to fart.
#1 The Queen Of Farts - One day the queen of farts will marry the king of farts and they will fart happily ever after.
#10 Cute Japanese Girl Puts On A Farting Show - The sexy schoolgirl outfit always adds a nice touch to any female farting show.
#9 Busty Girl Rips Some Chair Farts - Busty girls have a lot of bass to their farts while skinny girls commonly release "question mark farts."
#8 Cute Girl Scrapes The Wall While Farting? - Cute girls who fart a lot are also really good at landscaping.
#7 Bootylicious Blonde Girl Rips A Long Fart - And to think that her guidance counselor told her she'd never amount to anything.
#6 Bikini Girl Rips Some Bikini Farts - This is how girls turn regular bikini bottoms into thongs.
#5 Cute Asian Girl Drinks Tea While Farting - Tea farts are extremely soothing and they're also good for the environment.
#4 Hot Blonde Wearing A Santa Hat Farts For Her Future Boyfriend - You simply have to love a woman who counts her off farts as she releases them.
#3 Asian Babes Farting Bonanza - This girl has what's commonly referred to as a serious case of "dad gas."
#2 Girlfriend Farting Montage - When you've found a woman who will let your videotape her farting, you put on a ring on her finger ASAP. It doesn't need to be expensive ring either because she's a girl who likes to fart.
#1 The Queen Of Farts - One day the queen of farts will marry the king of farts and they will fart happily ever after.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
The Dream Of Any Plastic Surgeon
Orit Fox is an Israeli actress and model, which is known mainly because of her physical appearance, rather than her talent.
You bet, because the main passion in her life is plastic surgery. I wonder, how strong should one loves his/her body to stuff it with so much silicone ...
Monday, June 22, 2009
Best Breasts Of Tennis
This is Simona Halep - Romanian tennis player, who is going under the knife to reduce the size of her breasts.
She says that her breasts bother her when she’s playing tennis.
Simona, the men all over the world are asking you – DON’T DO THIS!
The 10 Sexiest Fast Food Commercials Of All Time
Eating fast food and doing naughty stuff with beautiful women are pretty much the same experience. It takes about five minutes and a little cash to get them in your car, and they both involve eating out. Fast food and beautiful women are also always open late and both of them leave you hungry for more as soon as your done. Oh yeah, and they're better with dipping sauces.
#10 Carl's Jr's Western Bacon Bull Riding - It's almost as if the commercial has absolutely nothing to do with the product they're advertising.
#9 Carmen Electra Tries To "Think Outside Her Buns" - Call me crazy, but I've always thought that the Beef Meximelt tastes like a certain part of the female anatomy.
#8 Korean McDonald's Ice Cream "Conejob" - Notice how she licks the tip first. She is defintiely an experienced ice cream cone eater.
#7 Tamara Brown A.K.A. "The Girl In The Blue Dress" Plays Dress Up Carl's Jr - Because years of focus testing has proven that watching girls touch their boobs makes people hungry for steak burgers.
#6 Banned BK Soccer Girls - I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure this commercial was banned because it had gratutious amounts of boobage and cleavage in it.
#5 Carl's Jr. Double "Mouthful" Burger - This is what the advertising executives call "sexual in-your-endo."
#4 Japan Reveals Ronald McDonald's Hot Daughter - And my gut tells me she isn't Ronald's only illegitimate child.
#3 Banned New Zealand BK Girls - I don't know about you, but I find it comforting to know that bikini girls with lesbian tendencies love to jump on trampolines and take water fountain baths together.
#2 Padma Lakshimi - A world famous chef who is also a model ... I'm not buying it.
#1 Burger King Whopper Sex - This is why you should always take a girl to Burger King after you have sex.
#10 Carl's Jr's Western Bacon Bull Riding - It's almost as if the commercial has absolutely nothing to do with the product they're advertising.
#9 Carmen Electra Tries To "Think Outside Her Buns" - Call me crazy, but I've always thought that the Beef Meximelt tastes like a certain part of the female anatomy.
#8 Korean McDonald's Ice Cream "Conejob" - Notice how she licks the tip first. She is defintiely an experienced ice cream cone eater.
#7 Tamara Brown A.K.A. "The Girl In The Blue Dress" Plays Dress Up Carl's Jr - Because years of focus testing has proven that watching girls touch their boobs makes people hungry for steak burgers.
#6 Banned BK Soccer Girls - I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure this commercial was banned because it had gratutious amounts of boobage and cleavage in it.
#5 Carl's Jr. Double "Mouthful" Burger - This is what the advertising executives call "sexual in-your-endo."
#4 Japan Reveals Ronald McDonald's Hot Daughter - And my gut tells me she isn't Ronald's only illegitimate child.
#3 Banned New Zealand BK Girls - I don't know about you, but I find it comforting to know that bikini girls with lesbian tendencies love to jump on trampolines and take water fountain baths together.
#2 Padma Lakshimi - A world famous chef who is also a model ... I'm not buying it.
#1 Burger King Whopper Sex - This is why you should always take a girl to Burger King after you have sex.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
The American Flag in Fashion
German Import, American FlagHeidi Klum models a patriotic Santa suit specially designed by Tommy Hilfiger.
The U.S. Comes Through in the ClutchSinger Katy Perry arrives at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards with a Stars and Stripes case to hold her goodies.
American Eyes OnlyDemonstrator Roberta Allen wears American-flag contact lenses during a 2006 anti-immigration rally in Santa Clara, Calif.
Instant Patriotism: Just Add WaterActress Jane Krakowski attends a 2009 award ceremony in New York City.
Guns N' Roses N' FlagAxl Rose performs in the 1990s.
Stars and Stripes SpiceVictoria Beckham and Mel C from the Spice Girls pose with flags.
Tilda Swinton, Fan of the FlagActress Tilda Swinton attends the "Young Adam" U.S. premiere in New York in 2003.
Only in AmericaAn adult entertainer in a flag-inspired miniskirt protests outside of San Francisco's city hall in 2006.
Rock in for AmericaKid Rock performs in 2001 at Ramstein Air Base in Germany for United States servicemen.
Guess Which One's an AmericanTwo women chat in Acapulco, Mexico, in 1975.
Berry AmericanHalle Berry shows off her patriotic side.
American IdolJon Bon Jovi revels in the adulation in a flag shirt and NYPD cap.
Miss Firecracker USAReba McEntire salutes at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium in Pasadena, Calif.
One Flag Three WaysDestiny's Child proclaim their nationality in Washington D.C.
Height of American FashionDesigner Betsey Johnson shows the frills in New York City.
Shining StarsSinger Ciara poses with a stars-and-stripes-festooned hat in New York City.
Liberty BelleA model wears a Stars and Stripes bodice belonging to Geri Halliwell at an auction at Sotheby's in London.
Don't Tread on TMr. T knocks out his fashion critics at the "Bolt" premiere in Hollywood in 2008.
American Assault on the EyesEmployees of a Japanese eyewear maker display toy sunglasses at the annual International Optical Fair Tokyo in 2008.
United States of AliceSinger Alice Cooper performs at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas in 2005.
Stars and Stripes in Black and White
Musician Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day (with wife Adrienne) wears a black-and-white and upside-down flag at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit Gala in 2006.
The 10 Biggest Female Celebrity Douchebags
There are plenty of female douche bags out there these days and women are the one's who actually douche, making the term much more appropriate for women. If a woman is a douchebag that means she sucks so much as a human being that men don't even care what she's looks like naked ... even if she's hot. Believe me, that's a serious problem if you're a woman.
Sarah Silverman - We get it Sarah, you think you're an attractive girl with a decent rack who says dirty things because it's supposed to be funny for a semi-attractive girl to say dirty things. We've been on to your douchey little game from the start and now that Jimmy Kimmel dumped you, it's time to go away.
Cameron Diaz - Cameron Diaz's douchiness was tolerable back in the days of The Mask when she was actually hot. Since then she has aged faster than a banana and she recently topped off her douche resume by having a movie douche-off with Ashton Kutcher in What Happens In Vegas.
Kathy Griffin - There are certain people who are such incredible douche bags that you could watch them get shot point blank in the head and laugh your ass off. Kathy Griffin is one of those douche bags.
Sarah Palin - One of the definitions of a douche bag is "somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about." I'd say that pretty much sums up Sarah Palin.
Victoria Beckham - Even though she has knarly fake boobs and her face looks like the dog from The Neverending Story, Vicotoria continues to walk around in clown outfits acting like she's the hottest woman on the planet. Throw in her major douche bag husband and you've got a serious case of Doucheitus.
Lindsay Lohan - Let's see ... where to begin. First of all she's dating a lesbian DJ, now she's posting topless photos of herself on Twitter and she still acts like she's sexy when she'd probably be rated a 5 or 6 by most dudes at an average Midwest frat party.
Tila Tequila - Tila is wasting air we could all be breathing. Whenver she opens her mouth, verbal vinegar comes pouring out. It's also amazing to watch her brag about how hot she is when she looks like a Vietnamese Garbage Pail Kid.
The Entire Cast Of The View - A huge part of being a douche bag is convincing yourself that you're intelligent, important and people actually care what you have to say. You know the scene in Empire Strikes Back when Chewbacca is getting totured with loud noises? That's what it's like watching 30 seconds of The View. 
Heidi Montag - She is one half of the douchiest couple in Hollywood history. The best part is Heidi actually thinks she's famous and people want to see her fake boulder tits in Playboy. Let me let you in on a little secret, sweetheart ... everyone is laughing at you, not with you.
Paris Hilton - While it pains me to put Paris #1 on any Manofest list, she simply has to be #1 on this one. Paris is a skank, loser and retard but all of these qualities are the result of her amazing inner-douche. If we find out one day that she really is a tranny, the world will make so much more sense.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Top 45 Most Heinous Celebrity Butt Crack Shots
Despite their celebrity status, stars are no more immune to style blunders than you and I. Whether it may be a planned disclosure or an accidental mishap, butt cleavage is a common mistake. We’ve brought you galleries of the most shocking camel toes and over-the-top cleavage, but now it’s time to turn things around (quite literally) and bring you 45 of the most heinous, awkward, and impossible-to-forget butt cracks. Happy snackin’. (Ew).
Kendra Wilkinson forgets to wear underwear at the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic in Rancho Palos Verdes, CA.
Paris Hilton shows off her full behind while in the Bahamas.
Kate Moss loses her bikini bottom while vacationing in Ibiza. 
Coco celebrates Halloween by wearing a mini maid costume and fishnet stockings.
Hugh Hefner lifts up Holly Madison's skirt and reveals a full moon.
Daisy De La Hoya pulls her pants down for a photo shoot.
Tara Reid runs down the beach in a very unflattering bikini.
Seal experiences issues with his jeans while bending down at a park in Beverly Hills
Amy Winehouse forgets to pull up her pants leaving her apartment in London.
Borat AKA Sacha Baron Cohen wears a mankini at the Cannes Film Festival.
Heidi Klum arrives in a revealing dress with a low cut back at the 12th Annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show after party in Hollywood, California. 
Kid Rock wears his swimming trunks real low while hanging out in Malibu.
Pamela Anderson shows her rear end walking down the runway in Richie Rich's "Blondes Have More Fun" fashion show.
Lily Allen sports a cute and revealing Little Bo-Peep outfit while performing in London
Bruno AKA Sacha Baron Cohen swooped down bare bottomed at the MTV Movie
Rose McGowan attends the MTV VMAs practically naked.
Robbie Williams moons the audience during a performance at the MTV VMAs.
Cameron Diaz goes for a swim in the ocean while vacationing in Kauai.
Nicole Scherzinger enjoys the Hawaiian water. 
The Game lets his pants sag at a Boost Mobile Rock Corps Concert. 
Tila Tequila sports sexy lingeri
Mariah Carey vacations with Nick Cannon sporting a skimpy bikini.
Eminem lives little to the imagination on the red carpet.
Jack Black pulls down his pants in NYC.
Jessica Alba's pants slip down as she gets into a car.
Mel B dances onstage in a revealing outfit.
Kim Kardashian gets sexy in Superstar with Ray J.
Steve-O shows his full butt at the premiere of Jackass.
Brooke Hogan films a music video on the beach in a tiny blue bikini.
Chloe Sevigny sports a tiny floral bikini on the beach in Miami.
Lady Gaga, no stranger to crazy outfits returns to her hotel in West London, UK.
While vacationing in Los Cabos, Mexico Jennifer Aniston experiences bikini bottom
Jodie Marsh poses in a candy g-string at The Savoy in London, England.
Britney Spears wears a green bikini while relaxing in Santa Monica, California.
Michelle Rodriguez climbs on rocks during a vacation.
Liam Gallagher holds onto his pants getting into a car leaving a restaurant in London.
Shauna Sand enjoys the Miami water sporting a polka dot bikini.
Kim Kardashian's sister, Khloe Kardashian poses naked for a PETA ad.
Andy Dick pulls down his pants in California.
Pink kayaks in Malibu, California with Bai Ling.
Marissa Miller walks the runway at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and shows us her bottom. 
Dita Von Teese rocks a sexy outfit during a burlesque show.
Mya sports a pink bikini in Barbados.
Roberto Cavalli wears a tiny black swimsuit while walking on the beach. 
Fartman AKA Howard Stern as during the 1992 MTV Video Music Awards Held in Los Angeles.
The 10 Most Embarrassing Before They Were Famous Celebrity Commercials
Everyone thinks it's difficult to become a celebrity, but it's really quite simple. First, you have to do an incredibly embarrassing commercial when you're a child or teenager. Then you have to sleep with anywhere from 37-165 really ugly casting directors and let them take nude photos of you so they can use them as collateral to control you later in life. After that, all you have to do drink four quarts of Burt Reynold's blood and get a unicorn tattooed on your left butt cheek. Oh yeah, and you have to become a Scientologist too.
#10 Lindsay Lohan (Jello) - This is a lesson for all of you ladies out there. If you eat Jello and befriend Bill Cosby at a very young age, you too can grow up to be super hot with large breasts and have a severe drinking problem.
#9 Evangeline Lilly (Live Links) - I'd like to think that Evangeline charged Dominic Monaghan $0.99 a minute to hang out with her while they dated. I that was true, the world would make so much more sense.
#8 Leonardo DiCaprio (Bubble Yum) - It's easy to look cool while chewing gum when you're thinking about all of the hot supermodels you're going to have sex with when you get older.
#7 Sarah Michelle Gellar (Burger King) - Wait a second, so this means that Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't a natural blonde? She lied to us!
#6 Seth Green (Nerf Slingshot) - Seth really does give hope to all of the ugly Ginger kids out there who think their lives have no meaning. It's false hope, but it's hope nonetheless.
#5 Jack Black (Pitfall) - See kids, fat and stupid is a way to go through life.
#4 Keanu Reeves (Corn Flakes) - This is the part where I'm supposed to write funny commentary about how bad of an actor Keanu Reeves is and how bad his acting is in this commercial. I'd rather talk about my favorite type of boobs. My favorite boobs are the one's that look like two Italian submarine sandwiches when you push them together.
#3 Ben Affleck (Burger King) - You have to give Ben Affleck credit, he really did master the art of the douche at a very young age. Don't worry, he's still going to burn in hell when it's all said and done.
#2 Jason Alexander (McDonald's) - This is definitely the one time in George Constanza's career that he should've done the complete opposite.
#1 John Travolta (Safeguard Bath Soap) - Apparently John Travolta's rumored path towards homosexuality started with him getting paid to shower with men back in the 70's.
#10 Lindsay Lohan (Jello) - This is a lesson for all of you ladies out there. If you eat Jello and befriend Bill Cosby at a very young age, you too can grow up to be super hot with large breasts and have a severe drinking problem.
#9 Evangeline Lilly (Live Links) - I'd like to think that Evangeline charged Dominic Monaghan $0.99 a minute to hang out with her while they dated. I that was true, the world would make so much more sense.
#8 Leonardo DiCaprio (Bubble Yum) - It's easy to look cool while chewing gum when you're thinking about all of the hot supermodels you're going to have sex with when you get older.
#7 Sarah Michelle Gellar (Burger King) - Wait a second, so this means that Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't a natural blonde? She lied to us!
#6 Seth Green (Nerf Slingshot) - Seth really does give hope to all of the ugly Ginger kids out there who think their lives have no meaning. It's false hope, but it's hope nonetheless.
#5 Jack Black (Pitfall) - See kids, fat and stupid is a way to go through life.
#4 Keanu Reeves (Corn Flakes) - This is the part where I'm supposed to write funny commentary about how bad of an actor Keanu Reeves is and how bad his acting is in this commercial. I'd rather talk about my favorite type of boobs. My favorite boobs are the one's that look like two Italian submarine sandwiches when you push them together.
#3 Ben Affleck (Burger King) - You have to give Ben Affleck credit, he really did master the art of the douche at a very young age. Don't worry, he's still going to burn in hell when it's all said and done.
#2 Jason Alexander (McDonald's) - This is definitely the one time in George Constanza's career that he should've done the complete opposite.
#1 John Travolta (Safeguard Bath Soap) - Apparently John Travolta's rumored path towards homosexuality started with him getting paid to shower with men back in the 70's.
Friday, June 19, 2009
Anorexia
Anorexia nervosa is a psychiatric illness that describes an eating disorder characterized by extremely low body weight and body image distortion with an obsessive fear of gaining weight. Individuals with anorexia are known to control body weight commonly through the means of voluntary starvation, excessive exercise, or other weight control measures such as diet pills or diuretic drugs.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
10 magazine covers that shook the world
New Yorker: Barack and Michelle Obama as radicalsRelease a magazine cover with a presumptive Democratic presidential nominee in Muslim garb, and adorn his wife in militant underground attire and armed with an AK-47, and there’s sure to be a seismic reaction. And did we mention the burning U.S. flag? When the presidential hopeful happens to be Barack Obama, drawn here on the cover of The New Yorker in the midst of a so-called “terrorist fist jab” with his wife Michelle, attempts at fun-natured satire are sure to be lost on the involved parties.
Time Magazine: Bill Clinton, with hornsTime: Bill Clinton, with horns
It’s an honor to be named Time’s Man of the Year, no doubt. But what, per chance, was Time trying to tell us by framing President Clinton in front of the letter ‘M’? Are those devil horns, or just the tips of an ordinary, harmless and completely innocent consonant? The picture at the left isn’t the offending photo , but the effect is the same.
Gisele Bündchen and LeBron JamesVogue: Gisele Bündchen and LeBron James
Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz again incited hysterical reactions when she photographed Gisele Bündchen and LeBron James for the April 2008 cover of Vogue. The issue marked the first time a black man had graced the cover of the magazine. But the stark juxtaposition of the two caused a stir, with one critic on ESPN.com concluding, “Vogue’s quest to highlight the differences between superstar athletes and supermodels only successfully reinforces the animalistic stereotypes frequently associated with black athletes.”
OJ Simpson, TimeTime: O.J. Simpson, digitally enhanced
Shortly after the arrest of O.J. Simpson in 1994, Newsweek and Time ran photos of his original police mug shot. The one on the cover of Time, however, was altered to look a bit darker than the original police photograph. Newsweek ran the shot untouched. Heated discussions about race in America quickly followed.
John Lennon and Yoko OnoRolling Stone: John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s nude embrace
Photographer Annie Leibovitz has said the original concept for the now legendary John Lennon and Yoko Ono Rolling Stone cover was for both to appear nude, designed to mark the release of their album “Double Fantasy.” As legend has it, Lennon was game, shedding his clothes quickly, but Ono felt uncomfortable. Leibovitz recalled for Rolling Stone: “I was kinda disappointed, and I said, ‘Just leave everything on.’ We took one Polaroid, and the three of us knew it was profound right away.” That same night, Dec. 8, 1980, he was shot and killed by a fan in front of his Manhattan apartment.
Vanity Fair: Demi Moore poses nude while pregnantVanity Fair: Demi Moore poses nude while pregnant, and earlier with paint
It was the photo that spawned all manner of celebrity mom to bare all along with their bellies, among them Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. “It did seem to give a little bit more permission to feel sexy, attractive when you’re pregnant,” Moore told V Magazine. “But I really didn’t expect for the response to be what it was. I was pretty shocked.” At the time, some retailers were so taken aback by the shot that they sold the issue in a brown paper bag as if it were an adult title like Playboy.One year later, Demi returned to the cover of Vanity Fair to commemorate her pregnant nude shot. This time, she appeared with a men’s suit painted on her body.
TwilightEntertainment Weekly: ‘Twilight’ vampire not hot-blooded enough
When author Stephenie Meyer wrote that “Twilight” hero Edward, the 17-going-on-108-year-old vampire, is supposed to be dazzlingly, blindingly beautiful, we’re pretty sure she didn’t mean in a rosy-lipped female kind of way. Pity then poor Robert Pattison, an actor whose one only claim to fame thus far is his small role as Harry Potter rival Cedric Diggory in “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.” The backlash was immediate. Once MTV.com posted an early preview of the cover, the site attracted hundreds of comments including this one from a poster identified as “Horrified”: “Edward looks like a ZOMBIE. The stylists and photographer obviously had no idea who the characters are…he looks like a hairy, powdered donut.”
Entertainment Weekly: Dixie Chicks get ink’d up with neo-conservative slogansEntertainment Weekly: Dixie Chicks get inked up with neoconservative slogans
When Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines told a concert crowd in 2003 that she was “ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas,” the comment cost the group half of their concert audience attendance in the United States. “At that moment, on the eve of war, I had a lot of questions that I felt were unanswered,” Maines told ABC. “The wording I used, the way I said it, that was disrespectful…Am I sorry that I asked questions and that I don’t just follow? No.” Despite little radio play leading up to the release of “Taking the Long Way,” the disc landed at No. 1 atop Billboard, going gold in its first week.
Time: magazine asks ‘Is God Dead?’When Time posed the question on its cover in 1966, it was the first time the magazine had ever used just type on its cover without an associated photo. The story, which concluded that religion was dead, included the opinions of Christian theologians including Gabriel Vahanian, whose book “The Death of God” helped spark the radical movement. It received heavy backlash from readers and Vahanian’s movement slowly faded away.
Rolling Stone: The Passion of Kanye WestNever one to shy away from an attention-grabbing gambit, superstar rapper Kanye West graced the cover of Rolling Stone just weeks before the Grammy Awards, complete with a crown of thorns and bloody, Christ-like wounds. Even for a man who comes blessed with one large egosaurus, was comparing himself to Jesus too much? Conservative and Christian groups thought so, but when all was said and done, the world was ready to forgive and forget when West unveiled a new album and some nifty glow-in-the-dark tour effects.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
15 Of The Hottest Women in Politics
Ségolène RoyalThis French Socialist Party leader has the perfect name for what she’s all about and she plans to run against Nicolas Sarkozy in 2012 to take the Presidency. She’s been in politics for twenty years and doesn’t show any sign of stopping, and she looks damn good doing it. Polls taken in the year after the 2007 French Presidential Election (in which she ran and lost) showed Sarkozy-voters actually ditching the President and saying that they wish they had voted for Royal instead. Looks like we may be seeing a whole lot more of her in the future, which is something we can all look forward to.
Cindy McCainWhile politics may not be the career she chose, she wound up knee-deep in the muck with her husband, Senator John McCain. Cindy McCain has been up on stage pushing the party line in front of mind-bending crowds of supporters, and every man in the audience was slightly ashamed to be thinking the same thing: She may be old…but she is HOT. To top off being a hugely important Senator’s wife, Cindy is also insanely rich, which probably makes poor old John feel a little inadequate.
Carla BruniThat’s right, Nicolas Sarkozy just may be the luckiest man alive. This former model, singer/songwriter and all-around Italian hottie is the First Lady of France. She’s an heiress to a large fortune, so she doesn’t even need the Palace digs she’s got, and on top of that she’s already famous for being ridiculously gorgeous. She’s even flat out said that she gets bored with monogamy, and the list of lucky bastards who have been with her include the likes of Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton.
Cristina KirchnerAs you can see in this almost upskirt shot of Argentine President Cristina Kerchner, she is not only smokin’ hot, but her people LOVE her. She’s also larger than life, and you can see that as she pets the abnormally small Argentine guy who’s fawning over her below the stage. People call her the next Evita, and even Forbes listed her as the 13th most powerful woman, period.
Larissa WatersYou had better not drop your Gogurt wrapper on the street if you ever see this cute little thing running around Australia, because even though she can probably beat you up, she doesn’t have to. That’s what her armies of militantly green minions are for, because she’s an Aussie Green Party Senator who kicks serious ass while wearing a bikini on a vegetarian diet. Larissa earns respect by using her hotness for a cause.
Mara CarfagnaAs if we needed another reason to think that Italy spawns the world’s hottest women. She used to be a showgirl and a model, but now she’s the Italian Minister for Equal Opportunity. The irony in that is palpable, and thoughts of Peter Griffin immediately come to mind at the thought of seeing this luscious beauty in a pant-suit giving orders. She’s racked up props left and right in her career, along with being called the “most beautiful minister in the world.”
Rachida DatiAs the French Minister of Justice, Rachida Dati has to be a pretty hard woman. That doesn’t stop her from being a stone fox, and with eyes like that, French criminals probably surrender just to meet her. She was also part of Nicolas Sarkozy’s posse during the French elections back in 2007, again making that man absolutely unfairly lucky. She’s got a bit of a naughty streak though, her daughter was born just this year, and she still refuses to say who the father may be…maybe she doesn’t know?
Sarah PalinSarah Palin needs no introduction, being so famous and inexplicably hot that they’ve even made films like Nailin Palin to parody the situation. The real truth of the matter is that she’s easily twice as hot as the porn actress who portrays her in the movie! She may have found her place in the American History books for her bid for the Vice Presidency, but we all know what she’ll really be remembered for.
Toiréasa FerrisCouncilor Ferris is the pretty face on the Irish Sinn Féin, who made waves when during a televised interview she said she couldn’t condemn the killing of a policeman during an attempted IRA robbery. That’s right, she’s hot, she’s sassy, and she rolls with the IRA. Do you really want to hit on this girl at the bar?
Yulia TymoshenkoShe’s probably the most beautiful head of state we’ll ever know. Yulia is the current Prime Minister of Ukraine, and she’s gorgeous. Her signature crown-braided hair lets everyone know she’s in charge, and also that she wanted to be a princess since she was a little girl. This lady’s not all pomp though, not by a long shot. She’s serious business, as she was a major figure in an entire revolution just a few years ago in the Ukraine. She hangs with the likes of Vladimir Putin and has the ability to look severely pissed off when she lets her hair down.
Maria ParodiThis up and coming Labour Party rep hails out of Dublin, Ireland. There she spends half her time in politics, and the other half looking like an excessively hot version of Molly Ringwald from her Pretty in Pink days. People expect big things from Maria in the future, and it’ll be a treat to watch as that happens (as long as pictures are taken).
Déirdre De BúrcaNo, that’s not Sarah Connor, but she’s got that regal, “I’ve been hot for years” look to her just the same. Senator De Búrca, also a Dubliner, doesn’t let her hotness stop at just being a senator for the Green Party, she also used to be a school teacher, and before that she went to a convent.
Ruby DhallaRuby (above, HOT) not only nabbed a seat in the Canadian Parliament as one of the first two Sikh women ever to do so, but she’s a Chiropractor by trade. That means wicked nice massages available for the lucky guy that goes home with the little miss. If that’s not enough for you, the icing on the cake is that she spent some time in India as an actress in Bollywood movies.
Sethrida GeageaShe’s absolutely gorgeous, and she’s fiery to boot. Those body guards around her aren’t just because she’s a member of Lebanese Parliament; anytime she leaves the house some fanatic might try to run up and steal a lock of her hair. Her husband was put in jail for political reasons and she fought for years to get him out, so you can imagine how fast she’d be down to the local station to bail you out after a really good Super Bowl party.
Yuri FujikawaIf you’ve ever wondered what the cutest politician in the world might look like, here’s your answer. She’s called “the Belle Councilor” in Japan, where she met political success at a young age. When she realized how great it is that she’s not only a politician, but remarkably hot, she started taking photo-shoots and making DVDs. While this may have pissed off some of her conservative voters, it made the world a better place by adding to the overall beauty of basement-dwellers’ walls everywhere.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Lindsay posts her erotic topless pictures on Twitter
Her turbulent love affair with lesbian partner Samantha Ronson seems to have cost Lindsay her sanity, as the troubled actress has once again posted raunchy topless pictures of herself on a social network.Known for her attention seeking antics, Lindsay has gone all out to grab the propitious eyeballs. The sassy actress, who has been in news for her messy affair with DJ Samantha, has sent the gossip mills soaring as she has now posted nude erotic pictures of herself on her Twitter account.
According to the Sun, she took the saucy snap a while back, while preparing for an advert, but clearly Li-Lo felt the urge to show her curvaceous body now.
If one recalls this is not the first time that she`s posed topless. She famously bared all for V Magazine in a tribute to Marilyn Monroe`s Last Sitting shoot.
